September 15, 2014

A Letter to ISIS. From a friend…

Posted in Uncategorized at 9:11 am by denisebrown

Letter to ISIS and another extremist Islamic group.
Members of ISIS, Extremist Groups, and other Haters of the West:
I am an average, middle-aged person, working in a free market in order to raise a young family.
I understand you hate the West and all the West represents. I understand you dedicate your life to a Holy War—in the name of Allah—by destroying “infidels” and everything derivative of these infidels, and that your Holy War is referred to as “Jihad”.
Explain this: Why do you shame Allah by using tainted instruments made by infidels to carry out your Jihad? Allah must be ashamed by this disgraceful practice of relying so heavily on the infidels’ fruits. Your Jihad is Unholy, because it is a borrowed Jihad founded on these infidels’ tainted instruments which you must abandon immediately or forever bring shame to Allah.
Computers, Internet, email, social media, video technology, cell phones, telephones, typewriters, telegraphs, MORSE code, etc. These tools were all created by infidels. They are evil, tainted instruments of communication. If you truly love and honor Allah, you will forthwith refrain from using any of these infidels’ instruments of communication in the execution of Jihad, and cleanse all your modes of communication by using only those that are derivate of the Quran and Allah, such as longhand. And be sure to not use modern paper. Modern paper was first invented and manufactured in the West. To have truly pure communications, you must make your own paper.
Television, modern plumbing, appliances and all parts related to any electrical device, including electrical lighting, etc. must be abandoned immediately since electricity and all subsequent electrical instruments are the fruits of infidels’ labor. In the name of Allah, renounce the use of electricity and assure purity and Holiness by using only technology spoken of in the Quran and/or technology invented by a Muslim.
Cars, airplanes, motorcycles, motorboats, any motorized vehicle of any kind. Allah wants you to use only what is native to your lands and/or what originated in your lands. Essentially, return to modes of transportation used in the time of the Quran and/or any modes of transportation first invented by Muslims. You must destroy all Western modes of transportation currently under your care as tainted and unholy modes of transportation. The Holiest mode of transportation is to travel on foot, and the holiest of the holy prefer to travel barefoot.
Clothing and footwear. Abandon all clothing and footwear in which the materials have been invented by, manufactured by, or made by infidels. This includes rubber soles, shoe laces, and zippers. You may only wear such articles of clothing and footwear as 100% manufactured, dyed, constructed, designed and tailored by Muslims.
Modern medicine. The West is responsible for penicillin and a slew of other Modern Medicines you must destroy immediately. By fighting diseases in your body with an infidel’s spoiled modernity, your body will become thereafter equally spoiled. Allah would rather you die a pure death than live a life that was spared only by an infidels’ unholy, progressive research. You must not use these medicines under any circumstances, but rather allow Allah and the Quran to be your only medicine.
Weapons—refrain from firing/using anything that a Muslim didn’t have a hand in inventing or manufacturing. Otherwise, any slayings you commit will be tainted and unholy in your Jihad, and they won’t count. Most importantly, you will not be considered a martyr unless you burn yourself alive, drown yourself, stone yourself, or hurl yourself from a tall mountain. Neither FIRE, WATER, STONES nor GRAVITY were invented by infidels, so these are the purest forms of martyrdom. The use of explosives being strapped to your bodies is a shameful, impure, weak means in which to achieve martyrdom…therefore, not constituting a real martyrdom but a fraudulent martyrdom.
In Allah’s name and to restore honor:
I, A TRUE JIHADIST, MUST ONLY USE THOSE THINGS DEVELOPED BY OR DERITIVE OF THE QURAN AS STATED IN 609 CE AND/OR MY MUSLIM CULTURE. I, AS A TRUE JIHADIST, MUST ACT NOW TO CLEANSE MY SOUL AND PURIFY MY MIND BY ABANDONING ALL ITEMS, UTILITIES, AND RESOURCES INVENTED AND DEVELOPED BY INFIDELS THAT MAKE MY HOLY WAR, UNHOLY. AND IF I NEGLECT TO DO SO, I AM A TAINTED JIHADIST, A WEAK JIHADIST, A FAKE JIHADIST, AND THUS BRING SHAME TO MYSELF, MY FAMILY, AND ALLAH.

Regards,
Your average, middle-aged person in the West